wash is objectively the most fun rvb character to endlessly torment not in like an angst hemhorrage fandom 8tracks with animal i have become on there twice kind of way but like. if there’s one character i want to see on a 12 hour call-hold-transfer cycle with his internet service provider it’s wash because he’s the optimal combination of normal and deranged and generally pathetic as a result to determinedly sit there for 12 whole hours with his payment information at the ready while getting increasingly vocally indignant about the inconveniece but without ever hanging up or trying to help expedite the process in any way. he’s smart enough to engage with the premise like a rational person would but just enough of an asshole idiot to go about it in the same stupid and terrible manner the reds n blues do and the veneer of Sad Little Man his demeanor smears over it makes it pack like eight times the comedic punch when terrible things befall him because of that. i want to make wash fend off wild dogs in the wilderness. i want to see him get stuck in a gorilla costume. and he has jury duty that day
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Roier: So you're calling me a door?
Cellbit: Yes- yes, because it's beautiful and it protects me.
Roier: It protects you but it's a door that gets touched by zombies all the time.
Badboyhalo: My latino people?
*Cellbit and Roier losing their shit*
Roier: Oww my head *laughing* holy shit
BBH: Richarlyson put it on a sign!
Roier: Incredible, incredible, Badboyhalo, hoooly…
Cellbit: That was really good- That was really good!
Roier: My latino people! Incredible, nice job, Badboyhalo, nice job!
Cellbit (crosstalk): That was- That was good- That was really good.











